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Rival Watch Thread – Manchester United vs Brighton : Gunners

Line ups:

Brighton: Ryan | White, Dunk, Webster | Lamptey, Lallana, Alzate, March | Trossard, Connolly, Maupay

United: De Gea | Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Shaw | Pogba, Matic, Bruno | Greenwood, Martial, Rashford

I highly recommend putting on the United Stand livestream as commentary purely for the entertainment value Mark Goldbridge brings, especially when United do poorly.

0′: And we’re off

4′: Brighton with the first corner of the game

9′: Trossard hits the post

14′: Matic foul on Lamptey, Brighton with a free kick into the box which is defended

17′: Greenwood intercepts a poor Brighton pass and has a shot which lands wide of the goal

19′: Bruno Fernandes cross causes a slight scare but goes out for a goal kick

21′: Trossard shot goes just wide of the far post

22′: Bruno Fernandes picks up a Yellow card after a challenge on I think Maupay

30′: Brighton header hits the bar

33′; Man United goal is declined for an offside call

38′: Penalty for Brighton. Bruno Fernandes fouls Lamptey

40′: GOAL!!! The villain himself Maupay chips De Gea and converts the penalty. 1-0 to Brighton.

42′: Trossard fouls Shaw, picking up a yellow card.

43′: Goal for United. Free kick from Trossard foul is picked out by Matic at the back post and it rebounds into the net. Game ties at 1-1

Half Time: Score tied at 1-1

46′: Second half is underway, no substitutions from either side

47′: Penalty decision is given to Brighton after a supposed foul on Connolly from Pogba, VAR reviews it and reverses the decision, Pogba avoids an initial Yellow Card in the process.

52′: Rashford scores but the goal is reviewed and denied due to Rashford being offside

55′: Goal for United. Rashford receives a through ball from Bruno Fernandes, dribbles some players in the box and puts it into Brighton’s net.

58′: Possible penalty for Brighton denied

60′: Brighton centimetres from scoring after hitting the far post and the ball rebounding across the goal.

65′: Man United Substitution: Pogba comes off for Fred

68′: Maupay finds space in the box but shot goes straight to De Gea

74′: Luke shaw wins a free kick, Ben White picks up a Yellow Card

74′: Brighton Substitutions: Lallana and Connolly off for Grob and Jahanbakhsh

76′: Brighton hit the Crossbar.

83′: Dunk picks up a Yellow for a foul on Rashford

83′: Man United substitution: Greenwood off for Bailly


90′: Man United substitution: Martial off for Van De Beek

91′: 5 minutes of stoppage time added on

93′: De Gea prevents Brighton equalising, Brighton need to be scoring that come on

95′: GOAL!! FUCK YOU UNITED!!! March scores a header from the back post! Game tied at 2-2

97′: Goal line clearance prevents Man United equalising, United claim a handball.

Ninety something’: It’s a penalty for United….

I can’t be arsed, fuck you Brighton, Maupay remains a cheating chocking cunt of a human being. Goodnight.

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